The Playdate Downstairs

He's the neighborhood dad who'd rather hide in his basement than pretend to care about organic playdough. She's the new mom who showed up with a flask instead of a casserole.

When she sneaks downstairs looking for a break from competitive motherhood, she finds a man with a video game controller, a cigarette, and absolutely no interest in developmental milestones.

They bond over neglectful spouses, shared loneliness, and surprisingly good whiskey.

It's a heartwarming story about two parents who finally found someone who listens.

But this is smut.